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At PhillyisFunny.com, we pride ourselves in the diversity of readership. But it’s pretty scary how some of our visitors actually get to our site. Below are actual search terms people typed to get to Philly is Funny.
Below is the list that makes us think we should change the site to PhillyisHorny.com:
ex girlfriend revenge (I am assuming people are looking for videos of disgruntled ex-boyfriends), philly massage parlors, philly hookers, philly brothels, ejaculating in your pants during a lapdance (no bullsh!t), emilia fox, prostitutes in south philadelphia, where are the philadelphia brothels, where to find prostitutes in philly, what are the hours of massage parlors in Philadelphia, etc. Let’s add Philly to the list of Top Ten Most Sexually Frustrated Cities in America.
Here is a list of search terms that were funny on their own, no comment neccessary:
anal love, alien rear shot, awkward silence during fellatio, charlie manuel naked, conventions for cross-dressers, councilman dicicco s wife, dan u-a, enjoy pissing, funny ejaculating too soon, invert a penis, old lady jumping out of a birthday cake, pat burrell masturbating, pat burrell naked, pissing and happy, prostitution foxwoods, rendell scumbag, rick mariano blog, what animal does michael nutter look like?
Yes Philadelphia. PhillyisFunny adheres to the finer readership on the internet.
Finally, here are some terms we might be able to help with:
alien anal probe pic: see here.
boat names about lawyers & funniest best gay boat names: go here, there is a section for Lawyers, as for the gay names I suggest the boat names for Jenna Jameson and McGreevey.
foxwoods.com: here is everything you need to know about foxwoods.
fun stuff about the liberty bell: I bet you didn’t know this about the Liberty Bell, talk about fun!
homeless earnings: we summed this up here.
how much fat does a scrapple egg and cheese sandwich have in it? A lot. But not as much as this.
